Patrick

This morning was rather riveting in the aquatic department. I went to check out our bath-tub sized pond dad dug a few years ago in search of creatures.... at first I saw nothing but an entire dynasty of algae and dry leaves and sticks. I decided to bend down to get a better look at the rocks surrounding the water. Suddenly I looked up and was staring face to face with none other than... Patrick- The Captivating. Or least that's what he told me. To my surprise Patrick was not only captivating, but fearless. He posed silently and confidently for an entire photo shoot. "You know," said Patrick timidly as I put my camera away, "when I was young I used to dream of being a model but basically-"

Okay he never said that. In fact he never said anything and didn't move a muscle because he probably thought I was going to eat him. But hey, now he's still alive AND on the internet. Bet he didn't see that one coming for a mile!